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Ore, Tsushima is a Japanese manga series by Opūnokyōdai. It has been serialized online via the manga's Twitter account since July 2017 and has been collected in four tankōbon volumes by Shogakukan. An anime television series adaptation by Fanworks and Space Neko Company aired from July 3 to September 18, 2021, on the Super Animeism block. An original net animation (ONA) anime series produced by AQUA ARIS was also released from July 5, 2021.
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